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mhaggz: Just demanded my 50 cents back from a couple of girls running a lemonade stand when I found out their stuff wasn't organic. Kids!

mhaggz: @mikebodge three phases 1) oh it's smooth. 2) I may puke. 3) I'm G.

mhaggz: Aren't you totally excited about Spider-Man on Broadway!? Or Maybe Shrek, Elf, or Dracula! Ugh, this is the pinnacle of American Theatre!

mhaggz: It's okay for the FDA to take down caffeinated alcohol, but nicotine filled cigs are A-OK! What a joke.

mhaggz: Products that should disappear - print calendars. Barnes and noble has nearly an entire floor filled with them and zero people touching them

mhaggz: The smell of heavy chlorine is awesome. Reminds me of vacation.

mhaggz: just a reminder to followers on this account, I've moved from @mhaggz to @matthaggerty. Thanks :) Carry on now.

The Worst Thriller Costume Ever.

The Worst Thriller Costume Ever.

mhaggz: hey all, I'm moving my account from @mhaggz to @matthaggerty

mhaggz: Front row at Yeah Yeah Yeahs! (@ Radio City Music Hall in NYC) http://bit.ly/74ASo

mhaggz: @mikebodge was it the project I think you're talking about?

mhaggz: I just ousted Indira V. as the mayor of Iona on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/LbFPz

mhaggz: @NYMag you guys are horrible at using Twitter. It's not an rss feed dumping zone.

mhaggz: I just ousted @powkang as the mayor of Blackbird Parlour on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/1W6w6r

mhaggz: It's fashion week in NYC - get exclusive updates @ prontostyle.com/blog (@ Pronto.com HQ in NYC) http://bit.ly/pHD7q