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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>MONOCHRONICLE</title><link>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/</link><description>I am Matthew Haggerty of Brooklyn, NY

“The finest workers in stone are not copper or steel tools, but the gentle touches of air and water working at their leisure with a liberal allowance of time.” - Henry David Thoreau</description><generator>Tumblr (mhaggz)</generator><item><title>Oh Batman - how quaint.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgJ5AcsXp4M"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bgJ5AcsXp4M" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oh Batman - how quaint.</description><link>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/34742568</link><guid>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/34742568</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 01:16:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Vatican: It's OK to believe in aliens</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D90KSE100&amp;show_article=1"&gt;Vatican: It's OK to believe in aliens&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;img src="http://stirlbot.pragmatic.ca/pope.jpg"/&gt;</description><link>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/34702743</link><guid>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/34702743</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 17:17:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>bullshit Mondays. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. More than any other day of the...</title><description>bullshit Mondays. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. More than any other day of the week, I want to fire it up on Mondays</description><link>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/34613976</link><guid>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/34613976</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 00:05:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>deleteyourself:  We just launched the new version of Subway...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/R75Z68Jtv8rtb65dkt4hcekm_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deleteyourself.tumblr.com/post/34188621"&gt;deleteyourself&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;blockquote&gt;We just launched the new version of &lt;a href="http://www.subwaycrush.com"&gt;Subway Crush&lt;/a&gt; with a bunch of updates and more importantly MORE CITIES!  Welcome Chicago, Boston, London, and soon to be San Francisco.&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/34188650</link><guid>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/34188650</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 00:25:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“I…I… I want to fuck you” Whitney...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCOUFF6F11Y"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VCOUFF6F11Y" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;“I…I… I want to fuck you” Whitney Houston Interview and Gainsbourg 1986</description><link>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/34027238</link><guid>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/34027238</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 13:53:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Chris Rock on Politics</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.peterwknox.com/post/33790918"&gt;peterwknox&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;On John McCain:&lt;/b&gt; “We don’t need a president with a bucket list. Who’s going to be his VP? A nurse?”&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;On Clinton’s experience:&lt;/b&gt; “My wife, we’ve been married 10 years, but if she got on stage now, y’all wouldn’t laugh at all.”&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;On Obama:&lt;/b&gt; “We’ve never seen a black man so cool — that wasn’t in the music business…” &lt;b&gt;…and Reverend Wright:&lt;/b&gt; “Have you ever met a 75-year-old black man in this country that wasn’t angry? I mean, they have a few reasons.”&lt;/p&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;  &lt;b&gt;On voting:&lt;/b&gt; “They don’t want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn’t vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come.” (&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/nymag/vulture/~3/282318231/the_five_best_jokes_from_chris.html"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;) &lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/33899452</link><guid>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/33899452</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 10:54:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Quit and restart firefox to remedy that.</title><description>Quit and restart firefox to remedy that.</description><link>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/33478651</link><guid>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/33478651</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 21:25:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I hate that!</title><description>I hate that!</description><link>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/33478652</link><guid>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/33478652</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 21:25:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Less" is better</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I think the entire “save the earth” movement is positioned wrongly. Regardless of what we as humans do on earth, this large rock will still be spinning. The earth is indifferent to our actions, good or bad. We are not trying to save the earth as much as preserve our exisiting climate. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We are a selfish people and our efforts to market going “green” or even “less” should reflect that. We can’t expect everyone to be concerened for others, but we can guarantee people will respond to something that impacts on personal level. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jakoblodwick.com/post/33226051"&gt;jakoblodwick&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I agree with some of the aims of the Green movement, but not the overall goal of prioritizing the health of the Earth while disingenuously ignoring the importance of &lt;i&gt;human&lt;/i&gt; health &amp; happiness.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;I think the word “Less” gets the point across with less convolution, and, if held as a value, would result in the achievement of many Green values anyway.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/33244934</link><guid>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/33244934</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:13:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>yes!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/25GyNvyrr8e43fv2RgqFVG9k_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;yes!&lt;a href="http://www.arcadeflyers.com/flyers_video/namco/21021801.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/33217471</link><guid>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/33217471</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:18:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>withwanderlust:  
Home Is Where Your Hat Is (via CinemaCowgirl)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/MyewpPWFH8c04tvxiL3fl0ap_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://withwanderlust.tumblr.com/post/33061792"&gt;withwanderlust&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cinemacowgirl/2447989204/"&gt;Home Is Where Your Hat Is&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cinemacowgirl/"&gt;CinemaCowgirl&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/33065924</link><guid>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/33065924</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:47:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>rlrr:  
via www.jumpcut.com  WWRJD - What would Republican Jesus...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/xTRrtPor385lj9nmM9lTEW1a_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://rlrr.tumblr.com/post/32636874"&gt;rlrr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://www.jumpcut.com/media/dyn/aa/6a09/59bc7509240151f1237a14a86f/lq.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.jumpcut.com"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.jumpcut.com"&gt;www.jumpcut.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;WWRJD - What would Republican Jesus do?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/32668854</link><guid>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/32668854</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:23:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I need to go buck hunting</title><description>I need to go buck hunting</description><link>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/32572166</link><guid>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/32572166</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:51:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Clinton Double Speak 
Clinton claims she’s more...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/25GyNvyrr84l7kkzxTrUiGQj_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Clinton Double Speak &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Clinton claims she’s more &lt;b&gt;“electable”&lt;/b&gt; based, in part, on her ability to win “big states,” The campaign insists, this shows she has the support of Democratic voters needed to win in November, while Obama does not. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Essentially, she’s saying she’s more electable, because she can count on the support of the traditional Democratic base&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Asked about the increasingly negative tone of the campaign and polls showing perhaps significant numbers of each Democratic candidate’s supporters saying they won’t support the other, or will turn to John McCain, &lt;b&gt;Clinton pushes back saying she’s sure the party will be unified by November, and rally around the eventual nominee.&lt;/b&gt;  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If that’s true, and it probably is, then what difference does it make who wins the big states during the primary season? Clinton seems to believe the nominee will have the full backing of the party. So, it appears those two Clinton arguments, central to her campaign, do go around in circles, and leave us with nothing more to believe than she’ll say anything, even slander, stretch, and pander, for the nomination.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;credit &lt;a href="http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/default.aspx"&gt;msnbc&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/32565248</link><guid>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/32565248</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:20:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“dollar bill bear”</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/25GyNvyrr83gzfcuFciJoHlA_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;“dollar bill bear”&lt;a href="http://pixdaus.com/pics/dx8tdpdgCL21.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/32478738</link><guid>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/32478738</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:34:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This is a pretty awesome ad unit.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/25GyNvyrr83gxpewVGdFcoIa_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This is a pretty awesome ad unit.&lt;a href="http://pixdaus.com/pics/G1N9w1iGaURuFclb1f.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/32478664</link><guid>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/32478664</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:32:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“Aquadom - the biggest aquarium, is situated in a hotel in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/25GyNvyrr83gvn69BOYwb7yL_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;“Aquadom - the biggest aquarium, is situated in a hotel in Germany”&lt;a href="http://pixdaus.com/pics/SbALPc1IH3Sq.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/32478571</link><guid>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/32478571</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:31:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>via pixdaus.com</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/25GyNvyrr83gt8fqmLqfHDCl_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;via &lt;a href="http://pixdaus.com/pics/2sny4dH23WpQ.jpg"&gt;pixdaus.com&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/32478440</link><guid>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/32478440</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:29:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sometimes it’s hard to admit you’re unhappy. I never...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/25GyNvyrr83g5pr1udtNJ24b_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sometimes it’s hard to admit you’re unhappy. I never feel like I have the right to be.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://images.etsy.com/all_images/f/f30/033/il_fullxfull.18367011.jpg"&gt;images.etsy.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/32476979</link><guid>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/32476979</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:10:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This trip to Dunkin Donuts seems more exciting than it was....</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFf0qgivmiA"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uFf0qgivmiA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This trip to Dunkin Donuts seems more exciting than it was. (yes, i’m going through my old videos)</description><link>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/32362494</link><guid>http://mhaggz.tumblr.com/post/32362494</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 21:10:41 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
